I wanna passion pit in your ass
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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