Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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