using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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