Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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