He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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