I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Damn victory sex feels great
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
