just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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