its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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