I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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