JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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