u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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