I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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