one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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