Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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