i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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