Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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