hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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