worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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