i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Me. At least after what I've been through.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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