Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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