i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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