you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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