Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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