..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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