So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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