I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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