She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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