therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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