is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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