I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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