Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We have started to decorate penises.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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