Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Acid is not a monday night drug
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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