Sponge bath it is.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Randomize
