why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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