This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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