I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We named our party play list daddy issues
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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