I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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