There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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