i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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