Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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