Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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