I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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