fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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