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is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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