he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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