Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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