how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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