Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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