I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The maid of honor just puked.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Randomize