He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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