shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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