I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I believe in your delicious
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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