So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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