Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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