Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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