You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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