Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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